Unbeaten.

Beat that.

He made a profit, no doubt about it. Oh yes.

I remember his noble words about his fair club, as he signed some blotted papers with his other hand. His words were hard to make out, he seemed to be choking on something, but I think this is what he said:

“The new stadium isn’t important, it’s the fans that count.”

Since the chorus of ‘Arsenal haven’t won a trophy in x years started’ 5 years ago, I am wondering why they didn’t for example start writing in every article, every commentary, every Talkspite programme that Liverpool haven’t won anything in x+1 years. Afterall the FA Cup win was 1 yr after Arsenal won the FA Cup. Since the refrain started already years ago with Arsenal, isn’t it about time they started saying it with Liverpool?

Or even better, saying it about the Spuds who haven’t won the league in colour.

I’d love hearing in every single mention of Tottenham; “Tottenham last won the league in black and white”. How about that?

My point was obvious. I was hoping it’d be obvious to you. The Arsenal haven’t won in x years meme is stupid braindead propaganda. Anti-Arsenal propaganda.

You need to sell the club as a brand to hate Sir Alex. And that Yorkshire mob owned by the tax exile. And to make up disgusting songs about Wayne Rooney to match the one about Fernando Torres. That sort of thing.

Or to cut a line with Carragher to sell drugs in his nightclubs.

And to help Frank Field make people want to work by making the prices for the unemployed three times for those on the minimum wage, which will elicit £10m in sponsorship from George Osborne so long as you stuff some ballot boxes to allow the Tories an MP in the Wild North West.

Not to mention going into business with President Berlusconi, whose in an exactly similar position in Italy and who can tell you the worth of hiring an ex player with little managerial experience in turfing J. Mourinho out of Italy.

A long list of dodgy potential benefactors include:

1. Mr Big Man in West Belfast’s drug wars.
2. A Turkish police officer who thought LFC fans were nicer than those from Leeds.
3. A dodgy shipping magnate from Genoa, a port on a west coast whose football team aren’t exactly the best right now.
4. The owners of the San Fransisco 49ers, who were brilliant in the 1980s and useless since.
5. Piers Morgan, who needs some people who hate Rupert Murdoch and SAF to come on his new show at CNN and he can’t afford to buy Arsenal just yet to get the Gooners on instead.
6. Mohammed al Fayed, as he likes Roy Hodgson.
7. Bill Gates, as he’s decided to hand back all the money he took from the world before he dies, and hence LFC is a good outlet for a lot of it as he needs to pop into the Tropical Disease Research centre on Merseyside to check up on more important things.
8. Kim Jong Il, as he needs some more bad publicity in the West and annoying Sir Alex seems a good way to go about it.
9. Luca di Montezemolo, as he fancies a team which plays in red which won more than anyone else but isn’t winning right now. He’s going to hire a ruthless German to change all that.
10. Fernando Torres’ dad, as the amount he could afford to pay is about what the club is worth right now.
11. Tony Blair, since he knows how to wreck far bigger institutions than LFC. And his wife’s from there. And the Labour Party used to think that Red is the Colour. And he thinks he can handle Americans that the rest of the country want to be hung, drawn and quartered….

On the bench:
12. President Ahmadinejad, who thinks Iran can enjoy footballing nuclear weapons if a Russian Jew can.
13. The Pope, as he’s tired of LFC fans not coming to see him in Rome for so long, so he’s decided to come to them instead.
14. Jack Warner, since this is the only way that LFC will get a new stadium in time for 2018 and the only way that the wages will be brought under control, since he simply won’t pay them if they go on tour in Germany.
15. Sir Ian Botham, as he doesn’t do his charity walks alone and he’s quite used to finding an Aussie snarling at him when he doesn’t kiss his ass and die.
16. SCW, as it’ll take until 2012 to conclude the sale the way things are going, LFC will be in the Championship by then and he’ll not be needed for the Olympics any more. And he likes football a lot. So long as ‘Arry isn’t the manager……
17. Beckham, Dalglish, Owen and Capello. Because they fancy a ‘good project’.
18. President Berlusconi, as Scousers will protect him from the Italian lawyers for life if he wins them the Premier League and the Champions League again.

Martin Broughton hasn’t paid me anything for this.

And nor has Tom Hicks.

As much as arsenal do take a lot of crap from the media I see a lot of the time people are a bit selective in their memory. Like I’ve seen double page spreads talking about the demise of Liverpool and man utd. Similarly I’ve seen the media talking about how arsenal were good when they weren’t and that we always play amazing football when we don’t. I DO think we get treated worse than the rest but I always here it being said whole the media hate us so much more than the rest when if were honest all clubs get attacked. For example we complain about the media chasing our stars out the door and foreign teams tapping up our stars (fabregas viera etc etc)….. Christiano ronaldo anyone? Happens to everyone.

Ole gunner I don’t see what you’re getting at? Would you rather fans were glad that we haven’t won anything for years just because other clubs haven’t won anything for longer? If you think being upset that we haven’t won anything recently is a bad thing then I literally think you may misunderstand the meaning of the words ‘football fan’. Seriously that comment is just bizarre. Damn those arsenal fans who are unhappy when we lose!!!

Lol?

Arsenal have not won anything for 5 years. That’s the official chorus to be repeated ad infinitum.

Previous choruses that were repeated ad infinitum

2009- Arsenal have won nothing for 4 years.
2008- Arsenal have won nothing for 3 years.
2007- Arsenal have won nothing for 2 years.
2006- Arsenal have won nothing. Yippee!

You have to say this to sound to fellow morons that you are knowledgeable.

In case you’re in doubt, if any other team has won nothing for any x number of years….

DON’T MENTION IT:

The propaganda is about Arsenal.