Some of the crazy things that our rivals in the Premiership have got up to in the recent past.   Plus a little passing comment on each one.

Latest updates

• Derby - failing to learn from history.

• Chelsea - all the news on John Terry and Wright Phillips, and their in-house TV station.

• Liverpool Weetabix - a player out of touch with everything and manager out of touch with reality.

• Man City - just how great were their managers?

• Bolton - one statistic that summarises the club.

• Man U and their use of hookers

 These pages are gradually being updated to include the distinguishing features of each club, including

• Nickname (that is the real nickname, not some fancy media invented nickname)

• Most notorious person

• Ownership

• Best known song

• Most obvious tactics

Last modified: February 23, 2008